The Christmas Pageant

Today we had the church Christmas play. The pageant was basically your ordinary Christmas play. The littlest kids were sheep or stars. Older kids were shepherds or kings. Everyone else was an angel. You probably understand the basic way it it went, so I will only give a few of the parts that made the mom-in-charge go crazy. The sheep were wearing black socks on their hands and feet and thought it was fun to go sliding down the hardwood isle of the sanctuary. One of the angels tried blowing their gold poster board horn. All you could hear was a weird buzzing sound and then a magnified voice saying "This doesn't work very well!" It was a lot of fun.